nerdjpg:

when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

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ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

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drugsupplier:

calling your friends like

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krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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lordbape:

There are actual Black people that live their entire lives and don’t say the n-word. Why do non-Black people feel like they, of all people, “need” to lmao? Just to hurt Black people, it is so obvious. They’d rather argue about why they should be able to for 10 years than take 10 seconds to have a heart and realize that it’s not theirs and it hurts when they use it. You are honestly worthless to me if you’re not Black and you use it like.. that’s that, get through it.

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slayboybunny:

i mean. its ok if personally you prefer girls who arent hairy. but like. think critically about why. like fucking take a step back and really assess why its so important to you that girls don’t grow hair in places they do and why it doesn’t matter on men. im serious. come back to me and tell me one good reason. give examples and show your work. its due on my desk monday morning

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